TRON (1982)

Greetings, programs! Grab your identity disc and hop on your light cycle, because we’ve got a big one today. The Great Disney Movie Ride is going digital! But will these legendary special effects hack it for me or did the struggling studio byte off more than they can chew? Well…. Disclaimer: This blog is purelyContinueContinue reading “TRON (1982)”

Night Crossing (1982)

You know what everyone wants to do after a traumatic experience? Have their business plastered all over movie screens as entertainment. But hey, at least the movie can’t be worse than Condorman. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, is the property of their respectiveContinueContinue reading “Night Crossing (1982)”

Condorman (1981)

Oh boy. I love bad movies. I love cult classics. I love the unbridled weirdness that was family entertainment in the 80s. But I have been warned about this movie. And I am afraid. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, is the property ofContinueContinue reading “Condorman (1981)”

Dragonslayer (1981)

Well, hello there. You’re an attractive young lady/gentleman/nonbinary friend. I’d like to take you out on the HHHHhhhHOTTEST of dates. I see you have a lot of other suitors. Allow me to make my case. And if anyone actually understands this bit we’re best friends now. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not forContinueContinue reading “Dragonslayer (1981)”

Amy (1981)

It’s always a treat to see a movie that’s not a comedy. Those have been all too rare for quite a while. Let’s get inspired! Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, is the property of their respective companies unless stated otherwise. The authors claimContinueContinue reading “Amy (1981)”

The Devil and Max Devlin (1981)

Bill Cosby is the devil. And he also plays him in this movie. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, is the property of their respective companies unless stated otherwise. The authors claim no ownership of this material. The opinions expressed therein reflect those ofContinueContinue reading “The Devil and Max Devlin (1981)”

Popeye (1980)

Some movies feel like they were made on drugs. Some movies actually were made on drugs. And with 80s family movies, it can be really, really hard to tell the difference. This… this is the latter. And it shows. And it is glorious. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage,ContinueContinue reading “Popeye (1980)”

The Last Flight of Noah’s Ark (1980)

I’ve already had to dig through a lot of uber-religious schlock to even research this movie. It’s got me a little bit cranky before even watching it so I make no promises about what’s about to follow. Sorry not sorry. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage,ContinueContinue reading “The Last Flight of Noah’s Ark (1980)”

Herbie Goes Bananas (1980)

I know it’s because they had several projects in the works at the same time, but so far it feels like every time we get something new and exciting, the next movie we’re right back to spinning our wheels. It’s driving me bananas. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, includingContinueContinue reading “Herbie Goes Bananas (1980)”

The Watcher In the Woods (1980)

Now this is more like it! There’s a reason the 80s is called Disney’s Dark Age, and it’s not just because the future for the studio looked dark. I mean, it kind of is, but the movies were also really dark. And I, for one, am here for it! Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreationalContinueContinue reading “The Watcher In the Woods (1980)”

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