Buckle up kids, this one's going to be a doozy. This movie's unfortunate reputation precedes it. But you don't need an oracular pig to know this is a pro-80's dark fantasy cult classic blog, so it should come as no surprise that I am one of like, five people on earth who kinda likes thisContinue reading "The Black Cauldron (1985)"
Return to Oz (1985)
Somewhere over the rainbow, children cryyyy~ 1939's The Wizard of Oz is a tough act to follow. But Disney sure did try. Is it a good film or a bad film? Well, one thing's for sure. We are definitely not in Kansas anymore. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material,Continue reading "Return to Oz (1985)"
Splash (1984)
I was a huge mermaid kid. I watched that other 1980s mermaid movie five times a day until my mom got so sick of it she used my love of mermaids to get me to watch anything else. Unlike the last time I told that story, it worked with this one, and little me wasContinue reading "Splash (1984)"
Never Cry Wolf (1983)
I thought we were done with the True Life Fantasies. I guess not. Still, I'm riding pretty high after the last movie so I'm willing to give this one a fair shake. Let's see if this one moves ahead of the pack. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, includingContinue reading "Never Cry Wolf (1983)"
Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)
Thrice the brinded cat hath mewed, thrice and once the hedge-pig whined. Harpier cries “’Tis time, ’tis time!” Time for a movie that has had my attention since I first saw it on the list. I am so, so excited for this one - it's getting spooky in here! So open, locks, whoever knocks. ByContinue reading "Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)"
Trenchcoat (1983)
I searched for almost a week just to find this movie. This movie had better be worth the effort but the last spy movie was Condorman and... well, the bar is on the floor. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, is the property ofContinue reading "Trenchcoat (1983)"
Tex (1982)
The Outsiders is a beloved cult classic that spawned the whole Brat Pack film genre and defined a generation. This is not The Outsiders. But hey, maybe that level of edge is just what Disney needs right now. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage,Continue reading "Tex (1982)"
TRON (1982)
Greetings, programs! Grab your identity disc and hop on your light cycle, because we've got a big one today. The Great Disney Movie Ride is going digital! But will these legendary special effects hack it for me or did the struggling studio byte off more than they can chew? Well.... Disclaimer: This blog is purelyContinue reading "TRON (1982)"
Night Crossing (1982)
You know what everyone wants to do after a traumatic experience? Have their business plastered all over movie screens as entertainment. But hey, at least the movie can't be worse than Condorman. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, is the property of their respectiveContinue reading "Night Crossing (1982)"
Condorman (1981)
Oh boy. I love bad movies. I love cult classics. I love the unbridled weirdness that was family entertainment in the 80s. But I have been warned about this movie. And I am afraid. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, is the property ofContinue reading "Condorman (1981)"
The Great Disney Movie Ride 