Come on, everybody! Here we gooooooo! Off to Neverland! Home of homicidal pixies, ineffectual pirates, and cocky little brats we're not supposed to want smeared across a cannonball. What a fun romp through all of your fantasies! This is Peter Pan. And I am questioning all of my life choices. Pan fans beware, this isContinue reading "Peter Pan (1953)"
The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men (1952)
Oo-de-Lally! Oops. Wait. I mean... riddle-de-diddle-de-day. Wrong movie. Whatever. We're taking a trip to Sherwood Forest to meet with the most famous band of rogues in all of merry old England! But it's not the movie you think it is! Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/orContinue reading "The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men (1952)"
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Ahoy, and other nautical expressions! The time has come, the Walrus said, to venture into a world where nothing is like it was, and everything will be like it isn't, and what it isn't, it would be. You see? So grab a teapot because I have a very merry unbirthday present for you-- Insane TrollContinue reading "Alice in Wonderland (1951)"
Treasure Island (1950)
Avast me hearties! It be time to make our first venture to the Golden Age of Piracy. Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! But remember- dead men tell no tales! This be Treasure Island, yaaaaar! Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/or video footage, are property ofContinue reading "Treasure Island (1950)"
Cinderella III: A Twist In Time (2007)
You know what every perfect, simple, classic fairy tale needs? Time travel. Yes. Perfect. Give the guy who came up with that one a raise. This is a truly brilliant premise. And yet, the end result may actually surprise you. Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including images and/orContinue reading "Cinderella III: A Twist In Time (2007)"
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002)
After a breath of fresh air, we're going to dive back into the filth. Join me and Cinderella as we explore three separate stories woven together by a flimsy framing device... oh come on! Are you kidding me? Why did I decide to do sequels again? Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not forContinue reading "Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002)"
Cinderella (1950)
The day has finally come! We're back to single story narratives! It's been a long hard road for the studio, but things are finally starting to turn around. So hop into your pumpkin carriage and let's examine Disney's own rags to riches story. And I'm only kind of talking about Cinderella. Disclaimer: This blog isContinue reading "Cinderella (1950)"
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)
We're back! And even better, we're at the end of the package films! And even better than that, this one's actually good! So with a hip hip and a clippity clop, let's get merrily on our way to reviewing The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad! Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not forContinue reading "The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)"
So Dear To My Heart (1949)
This is another one that's new to me that I've been trying to track down for a very long time! Do ewe think it'll shear me up? Or is this movie just plain baa-aaaaaaad? Well, don't be sheepish- let's find out! Disclaimer: This blog is purely recreational and not for profit. Any material, including imagesContinue reading "So Dear To My Heart (1949)"
Melody Time (1948)
Another week, another anthology. I'm really running out of things to say about these things. And this one's not really any more interesting than the last bunch. I mean, seriously, this is the same movie as Make Mine Music but with more folklore. And I am crying on the inside. Strap in, kids, because I'mContinue reading "Melody Time (1948)"
The Great Disney Movie Ride 